Welcome to Starf*ckers Astrology: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Stars (But Were Afraid to Ask).
Starf*ckers strives to brings a fresh perspective to an ancient study, making it relevant to the way we live.
You know how it is. You go to look up info about your sign, or about your romantic compatability/love match with another sign, or just to get a general overview of what the next day, or week, or month's going to look like for you, and all of a sudden you get overwhelmed with a lot of New Age babble about Mars and Saturn and Venus, thrown around in such a general way that it's hard to imagine these "astrologers" even understand what they're saying.
What's worse, the writing's DULL - a far graver sin!
None of that here. This is a new approach to astrology, seriously interpreting actual energies, but in an non-boring forum that makes sense for the way we actually live our lives. The horoscopes are specific and tailored to an intelligent audience - no tall dark strangers here, no bland generalizations.
Take a look around, and come back often - more and more sections will be added soon!
[Mrs. O reads her horoscope.]
Mrs. O: You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid, subtropical zones, and you wear spectacles.
Mrs. Trepidatious: It's very good about the spectacles. Mrs. O: It's amazing!- Monty Python's Flying Circus