Aquarius
(January 20 - February 19)
I swear it was an Aquarius who invented the figure of the sad clown. What are Aquarians usually known for? A computer-like, categorical intelligence; an ability to make friends with the weirdest people you can imagine; a tendency to become the weirdest people you can imagine; revolutionary attitudes. They get a bad rap for being – well – sorry to say it – robots.
But they’re really not. Especially those Aquarians with a lot of Pisces in their charts – they’re feeling robots. They care about things. They ARE that sad clown.
Aquarians have a special talent for caring about the world at large, which is admirable. However, they sometimes do this at the expense of the individuals who make up the world – particularly their world. If you’re in love with an Aquarius, accept that the highest honor is fighting injustice with them, side-by-side – their energy will almost certainly be turned outward, and the one thing they value above all in their personal lives is the freedom to go after it. You’d do well to go with them.
Think about John Lennon singing Imagine – that slightly odd voice, those weird glasses, the beauty of the idealism. That’s the best part of Aquarius, right there
Biggest Insult: Stop being so selfish!
Quickest Way to Get Aquarius into Bed: catch his or her eye at the blood drive/food drive/soup kitchen/community rally.
Most Likely to: join Doctors Without Borders.
Should Have Been Born: as Gandhi.
To Make Aquarius Forgive You: phrase your apology in terms of the world at large. Show them the bigger picture.