Gemini
(May 21 - June 21)
You know when you’re super caffeinated? Not enough to make you jittery, just enough that you feel chatty and energized and more than a little high strung? Welcome to the world of Gemini. The best way to understand Gemini is to imagine him or her as a thoroughbred – high energy, fine form, easily spooked.
If you’ve ever had a friend who all of a sudden reveals a working knowledge of the finer points of astrophysics (even though he’s a poet) or scampered out of the room towards something shiny while your back was turned, chances are they were a Gemini. Incredibly bright, incredibly interested as well as interesting, Gemini must have variety. NOW.
And if you’re not providing it? No worries.
Bye.
Geminis also are amazing at doing accents. I don’t know why this is, but it’s almost invariably true.
Biggest Insult: What are you, dumb or something?
Quickest Way to Get Gemini into Bed: Impress them with a palindrome. Tell them a riddle. Pull out some incredibly obscure fact – but make sure it’s true.
Most Likely to: be a surprisingly good singer. Again, I don’t know why.
Should Have Been Born: in the Beat Generation.
To Make Gemini Forgive You: just keep talking. They won’t forget (this isn’t Aries we’re talking about here), but I promise you they’ll get distracted enough to find you endearing again.