Libra
(September 23 - October 23)
Whenever I think about Libra, I’m reminded of The Great Gatsby. Not Jay Gatsby, per se (who I’m convinced was a Pisces, actually), but his view of the world: elegant, refined, just. Of course, he was wrong, but it’s just a book – let’s focus on the world view.
Libras hold the highest possible standards, for themselves as well as everyone else (if they didn’t include themselves in that, it just wouldn’t be fair, and they are all about fair, these Libras). They are kind in their judgments, but never forget that they are passing judgment – as much as they don’t like to rock the boat, they will, in their own elegant way, make sure that the right thing gets done, even if they have to go to extremes.
Libras are the most tasteful sign of the zodiac, more so even than Capricorn, who (although possessing excellent manners and dress sense) is really more concerned with presentation. Libra is concerned with examination, and everything that entails, down to that goddamn notorious indecision.
If you have a pressing problem, invite a Libra to dinner – they’ll be happy to help.
Just don’t ask them to pick the restaurant
Biggest Insult: Why are you being so unfair?
Quickest Way to Get Libra into Bed: Good luck. These people are not about rush judgements. Make your case and give them a few weeks to evaluate it.
Most Likely to: Spend three hours torn between two pairs of shoes - and then buy them both.
Should Have Been Born: in a judge's chambers.
To Make Libra Forgive You: explain the reasoning behind your actions and try to see their side of things - you'll be amazed at how forgiving they can be.