Leo
(July 23 - August 23)
Astrologers are pretty good at telling Leos what they want to hear: Dear Leo, you’re perfect. XOXO. The thing is that they’re sort of right. Leo attributes read like a laundry list for the perfect person: proud. Noble. Confident. Big ideas. Here’s the secret: Leo knows this. However, every now and then you can tap into a latent insecurity behind the (perfect) eyes glazed over from staring in the mirror too long.
Here's the other big secret: Leo only wants to be loved. Offer them undying affection and admiration and they're yours, forever.
Leos – more than any other sign – tend to physically embody the traits of their ruler, the lion. Thick hair. Intense eyes. A certain warmth about them. You know what pisses a lion off? When someone else tries to take over the pack. When their dominance is challenged. Don’t challenge their dominance.
Don’t make fun of them. DON’T EVER MAKE FUN OF THEM. Worship at the alter of Leo, and they’ll love you back.
Biggest Insult: That [referring to anything Leo has thought/said/done/worn] is so lame.
Quickest Way to Get Leo into Bed: One word: mirrors. Compliments work nicely too.
Most Likely to: Ruin your hairbrush. Spend way too long in the bathroom. Return your phone calls.
Should Have Been Born: in a palace. Really, any palace, anywhere. As long as they’re on the throne.
To Make Leo Forgive You: tell them how right they are, and how much you long to be back in their arms. Gag, right? Don’t worry about it. They won’t notice.