Pisces
(February 19 - March 21)
Who doesn’t love a Pisces? Nobody, that’s who. And I’ll tell you why: Pisces, as the last sign of the zodiac, is a bit of a grab-bag – they embody certain characteristics of all the other signs. They have an appreciation, though not necessarily the appetite, for adventure of Aries, the love of home life of Taurus and Cancer, the goofy Gemini sense of humor, an understanding and sympathy for Leo’s pride – you get the point. Pisces could – and does – love almost everybody.
And that’s their biggest problem, too – cutting themselves off from all of those different energies. You see, Pisces will absorb other people’s problems like a sponge. In some of them, this manifests as being very cold or cut-off from other people – they’re just trying to protect themselves – in others, it manifests as crying in previews for sad movies, or insurance commercials.
Pisces has an uncanny ability to go with the flow, to transform and shift as necessary in any given situation, which is lucky as they are also the most vulnerable of the signs. Treat them gently – they’ll feel it, even if they don’t necessarily show it.
Biggest Insult: You're so cold.
Quickest Way to Get Pisces into Bed: mist up at a movie. Hint at a dark childhood/past/broken heart. Let's be honest: it's not that hard.
Most Likely to: not pick up the phone - they've lost it. Again.
Should Have Been Born: on a beach.
To Make Pisces Forgive You: oh, PLEASE. Like you need advice on this? It's not hard. In fact, I'm almost certain that Pisces has ALREADY forgiven you. Even for things you haven't done yet.