Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 22)
Danny Ocean, James Bond – fictional characters, maybe, but almost definitely Sagittarians. You guys are the embodiment of cool – sometimes more in your head than anywhere else, but that’s okay. Philosophical, jovial, always described as “aristocratic,” (though the sense of humor can be a little bawdy, particularly if Scorpio makes an appearance in the personal planets), Sagittarians can match Aries blow for blow in a battle of adventurers.
Please don’t get into a debate with a Sagittarius. I mean, do – they’ll charm you into it, and they like nothing better than debating – but watch yourself. It will either take hours without coming to a conclusion, or (more likely) you’ll just be getting into the conversation, blink your eyes, and they’ll have disappeared.
This sign has an affinity for outdoor life, particularly where horses and dogs are concerned. Who knows why? Maybe it's that weird half-man, half-horse who's your sign. I think that's how they usually explain it.
Biggest Insult: Yawn in their presence.
Quickest Way to Get Sagittarius into Bed: oh, this is not hard. A subtle stripping off of your clothes should do it.
Most Likely to: outdrink anybody in the room.
Should Have Been Born: in the CIA. Scratch that - Sagittarians can't keep a secret. On a cruise ship, in an airplane - anything that'll get them anywhere but here.
To Make Sagittarius Forgive You: bring them a puppy to play with. Buy them a present. Make them laugh.