Taurus
(April 20 - May 21)
You know when you’re trying the wrong key in a door, and it just won’t turn? You can twist and wheedle all you want, but nothing’s going to make that door budge.
Well, that’s what it’s like arguing with a Taurus. Famously stubborn, Taurus provokes an uncanny frustration when challenged. What you don’t often hear, though, is how right they can be much of the time. Slow to anger, slow to make up their minds, Taureans believe what they do so fully because they’ve had time to consider their position. And consider it. And – well, you get the picture.
At the same time, however, you've got one of the most sensuous people you'll ever meet. Taureans are basically suckers for the finer things in life: food, wine, perfumes, music -- let's face it. Maybe Taurus is so stubborn because they're usually right about this stuff.
This is a very affectionate sign, and one with staying power. Don't make them mad, though. Please. Don't ever make them mad.
Biggest Insult: Why are you such a flake?
Quickest Way to Get Taurus into Bed: is an oxymoron. Make yourself all pretty. Wait a couple years.
Most Likely to: Be the person you call when you get hit by a car. Bail you out of jail. Sleep until noon. Stockpile fine wines in a kitchen cabinet for a rainy day.
Should Have Been Born: at Versailles.
To Make Taurus Forgive You: is as tricky as making Taurus do anything. Tell Taurus how right he or she was. Beg forgiveness for being so wrong. Wait a couple years.